Check Out These 11 Sarcastic Dialogues Of Chandler Bing From FRIENDS!

Published on July 31, 2021 | Published By: Katie Randall | In Interesting Facts

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The king of the humor on Friends is, of course, Chandler.
He has so many funny moments throughout the show’s 10 seasons with his sarcastic persona oozing humor at all times.
The warm and hilarious Chandler was the kind of friend to help you up when you fell but also to laugh at your bruised bum the rest of the day.

So without further ado, we present our picks for the funniest, quirkiest, most sarcastic Chandler Bing dialogues

1)Janice: “What a small world.”

Chandler: “And yet I never run into Beyonce.”

2)Joey: “Oh, sorry, did I get ya?”

Chandler: “No, you didn’t get me. It’s an electric drill, if you get me, you kill me!”

3)Ross: “No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.”

Chandler: “Well, maybe he was nervous”

4)Monica: “Okay, I’ve got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.”

Chandler: “How do you find clothes that fit?”

5)“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

6)“If I were a guy and…did I just say ‘if I were a guy?’”

7)Chandler: What do you get here? Magazines, Dorit… condoms?

Joey: You don’t know how long we’re gonna be in here! We may have to re-populate the earth.

Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that.

8)Joey: Some girl ate Monica!

Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.

Chandler: Ah. So how many cameras are actually on you?

9)David: Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big.

10)Ross: Posting that I died? That really isn’t funny.

Chandler: Well, how you died was funny.

Ross: Oh, please. Hit by a blimp?

Chandler: It kills over one American every year.

11)Ross directing Chandler and Rachel on getting a sofa up some stairs: “PIVOT. PIVOT. PIVOT”

Chandler: “SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.”

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